INTERVIEW WITH NUDE DUDES

Nude Dudes: Almost called Martin Luther Queen.

 

 

Where are you? 

Mommy's house.

Who in the band looks the best naked?

Alex, for sure. He's this oddly ripped little dude with the fattest dick.

Maxwell's or Asbury Lanes?

Maxwell's, hands down. They alway feed us and give us beers. They also don't like us as much. 

What's the funniest result if we Google nude dudes?

I saw this black dude giving an 80 year old man a blow job. But we are working on our new Tumblr, ndfun.tumblr.com ND standing for nude dudes, of course.

Best method of contraception?

Abortion.

Favorite hermaphrodite story?

This one time I was hanging in Asbury Park, met this nice lil lady. A real kind woman, ya know. We started making out. She grabbed my penis. So I grabbed hers. Whoops.

Meanest thing someone screamed at you while you were playing?

We want Mumford & Sons.


What would a fan get if he tatooed "nude dudes" on his/her body?

Maybe we'd let him/her smoke some of our weed. MAYBE.

What band names lost in favor of Nude Dudes?

Fleet foxes, Martin Luther Queen.

What's the best advice you ever got?

Don't trust whitey, or two fingers instead of one. Your choice.

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Upcoming shows:

Wednesday, May 1
Don Pedro (90 Manhattan Ave., Brooklyn) with Los Jamones (France) and The Lost Riots
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INTERVIEW WITH YOUTHBITCH

Youtbitch: Weird tiny mustaches.

Where are you?

Knee deep in prolonged adolescence.

Best song and why: ''Perfect Youth'' by Pointed Sticks or ''Queen Bitch'' by David Bowie?

"Perfect Youth," because out of the two, it sounds more like "Stay With Me" by the Dictators.

What is wrong with the youth of today?

Lack of upstanding Republican leadership. Overall lack of moral/dietary fiber. Weird tiny mustaches.

Best hot dog topping?

Sauerkraut, raw onion, brown mustard, Adderall.

What makes you lose your mind?

Almost everything. The pot of coffee I drank today is no. 1 at the moment.

When is Youthbitch going to be making a cameo on Portlandia?

After we open Jimmy Feedbagz, which is going to end up Portland's number one retro-themed feedbag food cart and make us all notable thousandaires. Then we'll have the public appeal.

What is Portand's best kept secret?

Voodoo Doughnuts are made with the same stuff they use at Fred Meyer. Do they have Fred Meyer on the east coast?

If Youthbitch were a dance move, how would you do it?

Bite your lower lip and gyrate your shoulders in half time listening to a warped copy of "I'm A Rocker" by the Raspberries until there's beer.

What is the most delinquent thing you've ever done?

Dropped out of high school to join a rock n' roll band. Which took a few years, but at one point I had my switchblade confiscated by the police.

What's the best advice you ever got?

Hard to say. "Don't take any wooden nickels," or "Sometimes it's best to walk away," or "Live the dream," or "Don't do that to yourself."

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INTERVIEW WITH MARTY FEVER OF THEE MIGHTY FEVERS

Thee Mighty Fevers: Maichingu machiko-sensei


Where are you?

Japan, Kobe. Maybe you dont know Kobe, but probably you know Osaka instead. It's next to Osaka, a port.

Worst party you've ever been to?

In Shanghai, our drummer burned his face by fired 96% degree alcohol drink. I'ts like a big fire ball at the crazy night! It's like a Jerry Lee Lewis!

Rockin' Pneumonia, Boogie Woogie Flu or Thee Mighty Fever?

Thee mighty fever!


What kind of zombie are you?

Rise in temperature on the earth.

Guitar Wolf or Teengenerate?

Both bands are our forever hero!


What Quentin Tarantino would be better with a Mighty Fevers live performance in it?

Rocky 7.

Who gets the most beat up in the band?

Our instruments!

What is the dirtiest word you know in japanese?

Maichingu machiko-sensei!

Are you deadbeats?

Adriaaaan.

What is the best advice someone gave you?

気合いは限界を越える
Kiai(it mean charging sprit in japanese) will over the limit.
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Upcoming shows:

Saturday April 27th at The Grand Victory (245 Grand St., Brooklyn) with The Woggles, Lyres, Satin Kittens and The Jay Vons. RSVP HERE!

and then:

Sun 28th-Boston @ Radio (Downstairs) http://www.facebook.com/events/357446994370126/ Monday 29th-Philly @ Philly MOCA http://www.facebook.com/events/330840193686093/ Tuesday 30th Cleveland @ Now That's Class (Basement) http://www.facebook.com/events/424033897693326/ Wednesday 1st- Columbus@ Ace of Cups Thursday 2nd - Cincinnatti @ The Chameleon http://www.facebook.com/events/400301196744231/ Friday 3rd - Pittsburgh @ Gooskis Saturday 4th- NYC @ Leftfield http://www.facebook.com/events/172233819601397/