Monday, February 18, 2013

INTERVIEW WITH THE CYCLOPS

The Cyclops: Screaming creatures from Cyclops Island. 

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Photo credit: Tigerlily 


Who are you wearing?

ODE TO STINKY BUTTHOLE BRAND.

Are you missing a bass player because you ate him?

CYCLOPS IS TOO POWERFUL FOR BASS.

How's the scene on Cyclops Island?

CYCLOPS ISLAND IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!

Describe the usual Cyclops show.

CYCLOPS MAN AND WOMAN SHOW POSERS HOW IT'S DONE!!!!

Who is your biggest enemy?

THEE GOBLINS.

What is the cyclops dress code?

CYCLOPS EXPRESS THEIR SENSE OF INDIVIDUALITY AND PERSONAL FREEDOM THROUGH THEIR CLOTHING.

Meanest thing somebody told you after a show?

THERE'S NO MORE BEER FOR CYCLOPS MAN AND WOMAN.

What is the Cyclops equivalent of hipster glasses?

MAGNIFYING GLASS.

Who has the worst tattoos in the band?

CYCLOPS MAN AND WOMAN BOTH HAVE B-A-D TATTOOS MICHEAL JACKSON BAD.

What is your message to the kids?

OOGA BOOGA ALL OVER YER FACES!!!!! TAKE US TO FAR AWAY LANDS AND LET US SHOW YOU HOW CYCLOPS MAN AND WOMAN RAAAWWWWKKKKK!!!!!!

Listen to the Cyclops here:

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Links:

The Cyclops on Facebook

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