Gltr Pnch - Carry On, Wayward Son.
Who are you?
Who are you wearing?
J: Rebel 8, Marilyn Monroe, Hot Topic, and DC.
T: Your mom as a hand puppet.
V: AN ADIDAS TRACK SUIT WITH MATCHING SWEATBAND.
What's more painful: a glitter punch, a confetti choke hold or a sequin kick?
J: A Confetti Chokehold def sounds more painful, a Glitter Punch hurts in a good way... most of the time.
T: The ol' kick in the sequins is pretty brutal.
V: A GLITTER PUNCH BECAUSE YOU NEVER SEE IT COMING.
Name one good thing about Kansas (the band).
J: Carry On Wayward Son...EPIC!!!
T: Carry On Wayward Son is kinda fun in Guitar Hero.
V: WHOEVER THEIR LYRICIST IS IS FUCKING GENIUS. ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND.
If you were in The Wizard of Oz, who would each member of the band play?
J: I would be a sluttier version of the Wicked Witch.
T: Jayne would be the Wicked Witch, Vaughn would be Glenda the Good Witch, and I would be everyone else.
V: JAYNE WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE DOROTHY. I WOULD BE THE “NICE” ONE, THE SCARECROW. TURTLE WOULD BE THE ONE WITH “THE BRAINS”, NOTABLY THE TIN MAN. TURTLE OFTENS SAYS THAT HE DOESN’T HAVE A HEART BUT THIS IS ENTIRELY UNTRUE.
Which Recordette would you like to kiss?
J: I don't think I can pick just one...although I DO have a soft spot for synth players.
T: I could get into some bass-on-bass action...
V: ANNA ANABOLIC OBVIOUSLY. SHE’S A TOTAL BABE AND I HAVE A TOTAL WEAK SPOT FOR BASS PLAYERS.
What's the weirdest thing somebody told you after a show?
J: That they wanted to lick my armpit ( I think I let them).
T: That i look like Madonna.
V: AACK. I WISH I HAD A WITTY REPLY TO THIS QUESTION. I THINK SOMEONE ASKED FOR MY UNDERWEAR ONCE WHICH IS JUST PLAIN GROSS BECAUSE I'M A DRUMMER.
What are you looking for in a straight punk boy?
J: Tattoos, studs, clean junk, facial hair, and as little words out of their mouth as possible.
T: The desire to be called a faggot and hand me piles of cash.
V: I'LL DEFER TO JAYNE ON THIS ONE CAUSE MOST STRAIGHT PUNK BOYS I JUST WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE.
What's the straightest song you'd like to put a GLTR PUNCH spin on?
J: "Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots.
T: WHEN A MAAAAAN LOVES A WOMAN.
V: "SECRET LOVERS" BY ATLANTIC STARR. PUNK SPIN ON SOME OLD SCHOOL FREESTYLE SHIT WHICH TO ME IS ABOUT DL ROMANCE.
What do you have against vowels?
J: They take up too much room for knuckle tats (GLTR PNCH fits across one's knuckles should they choose to get knuckle tats).
T: They cost money on Wheel of Fortune and have next to no value in Scrabble.
V: NOTHING. ASK JAYNE OR TURTLE.
What's your message for the kids?
J: Being true to yourself is the hardest thing anyone can ever do, and the only way to be happy. And if people don't like who you are fuck em, you will find people who love you if you keep looking.
T: Don't cross the street while texting, and take lots of drugs but one kind at a time.
V: DON’T LISTEN TO GROWNUPS UNLESS THEYRE OFFERING SOMETHING POSITIVE. LET'S BE FRANK, IT DOESN’T GET BETTER, SO YOU SHOULD JUST DO WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT GETS YOUR FEET ON THE FLOOR IN THE MORNING (OR AFTERNOON, EVENING, DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU DO).
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