Monday, February 18, 2013

INTERVIEW WITH NEW COKE

New Coke: Deviant and existential rock n roll.

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Who are you wearing?

All three of us wear the ashy skin of prominent black men.

What are the effects of the new coke?

Uncontrollable pelvic thrusts in public places followed by disorientation.  

Describe a perfect day at the beach.

No people, no life guards, no meters.

What is a worse invention than New Coke?

O'Douls.

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Did you ask Bill Cosby to make commercial for you?

Damn, I wish. I would be happy even if he slammed the door in our faces.

Best place to get stabbed?

In the wallet, heals faster.

Favorite band on Slovenly?

ACCCIDDDD BABBBBY JESSUSSSSS.

What was wrong with the old coke?

Thats what I said :)

Worst thing about being a band in Florida?

No basements.

How much coke is too much coke?

Depends on who you ask.

 

 

BONUS QUESTION!!!!!

Are you the best band on the planet?

No, but we knock the bottom out the block.

Listen to NEW COKE here: 

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Links:

New Coke on Facebook

Buy their records on Slovenly HERE

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