Thee Fine Lines: Primitive rock n rollers from Springfield.
Who are you?
Kevin: Kevin James Schneider.
Justin: Justin L. Kearbey of Thee Fine Lines.
Jason: Jason Kearbey.
Who are you wearing?
Kevin: A pair of pants I found on the floor of a movie theatre I was cleaning, and a t-shirt from a 2010 film festival given to me at the same theatre.
Justin: I'm not wearing anyone!
Jason: Who wears short shorts?
Where do you draw the line?
Kevin: Checkmate honey, you're the only one who's got to choose where to draw the line.
Jason: I prefer walking the line because I'm the only daddy that will.
What is the finest wine you ever tasted?
Kevin: Miller High Life - it's the champagne of beers.
Jason: Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker.
The Mummies or The Rip Offs?
Kevin: Are you talking about last year when those looters ripped off the heads of two mummies in that museum in Cairo?
Justin: The Mr. T Experience songs Jon Von sings.
Jason: The Mummy Offs.
Why is Thee is better than The?
Kevin: It's more confusing. I enjoy explaining the band's name and pronunciation to drunk people.
Justin: It's not!
Jason: It has fewer letters.
Best thing about being a band in Springfield?
Kevin: Driving three hours from St. Louis for band practice.
Justin: Easy access to other cities?
What is the best environment to write a Thee Fine Lines song?
Kevin: I don't know, I've never written one.
Justin: A lonely bedroom.
Jason: Sleeping in the van in a parking lot while on tour in New York.
Who is the best kisser in the band?
Kevin: Probably Jason, he kissed a girl so good she had a baby.
Justin: I don't know. I've never kissed the other guys.
Jason: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
What is your message to the kids?
Kevin: Download our songs to the portable music player of your choosing.
Justin: I don't think kids like our band, but if any are reading this: Don't be a rock star. Do it for fun.
Jason: If the kids are united, they will never be divided!
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