Monday, March 25, 2013

INTERVIEW WITH GRANDMA'S BOYFRIEND

Grandma's Boyfriend: If you have to ask, the answer is NO.
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Where are you?

Drinkin 40s at work (Mike + Malcolm).

What kind of pizza do you want?

Whatever you wanna buy us is fine.

In your lifetime, how much money have you spent at Amoeba Records?

Fuck Amoeba. Recycled Records is better.

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What kind of jelly does your grandma's boyfriend like?

KY (strawberry).

Who would win in a jelly wrestling match between you and Terry Malts?

Not sure. Maybe we would because Jason and Lauren spend a lot of time coaching us in jelly wrestling. We're actually gonna be going down to SXSW in march for some good ol' jelly wrestling.



Mozzarella sticks, onion rings or french fries?

We believe the sampler platter covers all of those.

Easiest way to tell someone is not from San Francisco?

They move to the Mission / they take all the weird driving routes / they think there are bad neighborhoods in SF.

Best thing about Japan: vending machines that sell soiled panties, karaoke bars or Japanese 7-11s?

The Sid Vicious and Che Guevara blends of fake weed take the cake. Also, the boiling nodes and truncated squid segments sitting in the 7&iHoldings (7-11).

What's your idea of a perfect date?

A long romantic walk or bike ride with a girl and a beer and a cutty joint before going home together and watching some 80s teen drama and getting cutty on the couch.

Best advice you ever got?

"Don't be afraid to ask" / "If you have to ask the answer is NO" / "Always keep your feet dry" / "She's more afraid of you than you are of her"
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2 comments:

  1. NO! NO! bad histers! Get out from under that desk! That's people furniture!

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