The Porcharitas: Alabama White Thang.
Who are you?
We're a 3 gurl 1 dude band from Huntsville, ALABAMA- Rocket City, USA.
Who is the Betty and who is the Veronica in the band?
The Betty is FOR SHORE Ben Rhyne, our drummer and the Veronica is deff Barb, Ben's slutty alter ego who just wants to be in a band to fuck stranger.
What is the difference between a margarita and a porcharita?
A margarita is lime juice, tequila, and some other shit if you wanna be fancy. A porcharita is 8 beers, a bag of ice, 2 limeaid concentrates, and a liter of tequila all mixed together in a mop bucket. Porcharitas are more dangerous because they sneak up on ya faster. And you can only drink them on a porch.
We're coming to Huntsville to get wasted with you. Where are you taking us?
We love getting wasted. We'd probably make you porcharitas then go to Foxtails - this sweet strip club with free cornhole - with Ashley Martin's dad.
Biggest misconception about Alabama?
This is a great question. Whatever you think alabama is like, is true. We love college football, swim in rivers or pools we've made out the beds of busted trucks, no one really understands what exactly a vegan diet is, and your greatest fear is the next tornado, yet you can sleep through the sirens. Y'all, it rules.
Name three things you have in common with Lynyrd Skynyrd?
We've all flown on planes, we all secretly love/know all the words to Freebird but Lynyrd Skynyrd was from Jacksonville, FL. Two outta three aint bad.
Best local radio station?
100.3 THE RIVER easy listening - get your lawn chair and a mimosa because thats what Sundays are for.
If Bear Bryant and Wernher von Braun had a baby, would its cries sound more like the Immortal Lee County Killers, Man or Astroman? or the Dexateens?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
It would sound like the Alabama white thang.